whiny

I'm in a whiny mood...

I want someone to:

Paint my nails
Cook my dinner (and my lunch for the week)
Introduce me to The Obamas
Wash my sheets
Unpack my suitcase
Fix my trunk
Carry me over puddles
Destroy Twitter
Do my hair
Make ocean noises while I sleep
Give me a massage (not a freaky one either, a therapeutic one)
Protect me in Mafia Wars
Drive me to and from places
Run my errands
Buy me cable
Make it stop raining
Buy me a new TV....

to be continued...